And they keep building cars with cup holders.
Gas is 10% ethanol. Even the car is having a roadie, and I’m supposed to what exactly
Why do bars have parking lots?
More importantly, why do lots have parking bars?
For real, I need to know this immediately to explain it to my parole officer.
Its where you leave your plutonic life partner while you shop for gender neutral frocks.
Damn right I drink and drive. My car, my rules.
Back in the 80s they had drive thrus where you could by alcoholic slushies
Pretty sure drive-thru dackeries are still a thing on Bourbon Street in New Orleans
They’re still a thing everywhere in Louisiana. They put a piece of scotch tape over the lid which of course is just a completely unsolvable puzzle until you get home with it.
And drive-thru liquor stores.
You don’t. My first fake id was someone’s old military id.
Technically the drivers license is a field sobriety test, you have to be at least drunk enough to operate a motor vehicle under the influence before you can buy alcohol, they sometimes have you breath in an exhaust pipe if they think you are really sober.



