Crop harvesting is important, please promote this person

The Hollyhock in my backyard is eleven foot seven inches (three point three five metres).

Take that, some percentage of the populations of sunflowers.

Pray that they don’t alter the terms further

I appreciate this summary!

On an “AI” call at my work, a manager who’s never done a day of coding in his life told us both to use AI for “every part of your job”, and then also coached us to not use AI “like a crutch”. He was seemingly ignorant of his own cognitive dissonance.

Good answer. Not untrue

Nice. Appreciate that write-ups, thanks!

Why yes, that is a historical anecdote

I don’t know who that bearded fellow is, and I don’t care enough to find out. For anyone who’d like to tell me, instead please reply with some of your favourite numbers, colours, and/or historical anecdotes.

A rotating floor plate would probably be more efficient

I refuse to capitulate without proper information regarding the nature of the clause that voided the contract, and I invoke my rights as a signing member of the Unseelie Accords to accept binding third party arbitration in the courts of the Winter Fae!

We honoured our side of the pact! The requisite sheep, goats, and human sacrifices were paid, the Equinox Festivities always included offerings of fruit and wine, and the Solstices featured a metric shit-ton of REDACTED as per the agreement!

Just because the Forest Folk have discovered democracy and had a series of coup d’etats, that doesn’t void the contracts written in the blood of our ancestors and spilled upon the land.

Pfffft. The paperwork was binding for eternity as long as the sea didn’t overwhelm the land, and I don’t see no sea 'round here. This seems like a clear breach of protocol that the Fae courts will judge, and if there’s one thing we know about the Fae, it’s that they love their judgements

But I’m not an actor

Make sure that once you get your boss to do all your work, you make them check the work and then find issues with it. Once they’ve redone it from scratch a second time, you should probably host a meeting to discuss how bad their output was despite three full attempts.

Huh?

Needs more jpg artifacting

Roger?

This person has no idea what the economy is really like for normal people.

No judgement here, HOMESLICE

I know what you were trying to do and I respect it, but respectfully, there are shitposts, and then there are posts of pieces of shit