I can just hear him doing that nasal cry of pain

EEEEAAHHHHHH!!!

You will when you’re 24 with a shitty retail job and no friends…

Oh that’s just the exothermic indication light. All it means is that the temperature needs to be recalibrated, nothing too fancy

They’re surgical scissors I’m just really bad at drawing them

And he’s not a pirate, I just imagine him to be… piratey for some reason

Cartoon feet aah build

Whenever I have small interesting little pieces of trash (like a toothpaste cap, the spring from a dried out pen, handle from an old razor etc) I now have dedicated craft drawers to keep those knick knacks in

Now whenever I want to make cool little sculptures or crafts, I have a generous collection of various shapes and materials that I can make them out of

Also helps save on whatever extra apoxie sculpt I would have needed

Well as we know, journalists who expose war crimes are very deadly to the state’s agenda

Probably because he’s a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that

I should get a discount every time I do self checkout

I mean I’m literally doing what you pay people to do, so pay up

2A defenders have been real quiet ever since the surge in ICE shootings

Patience of a god for not doing that

On gooddddd!!! SPECHBIB PROMOTS dRUGS???!!! This is aNOT OKAY!!!

Aaaand it’s still the same people

This feels incredibly subliminal. Like you just know it’s trying to communicate something, but you just can’t prove it

Dihydrogen monoxide, a naturally-occurring mineral that becomes a molten magma at room temperature whose chemical reaction with sodium is volatile enough to cause explosions and is made from a combination of hydrochloric acid and lye

Why are we surprised?

I don’t celebrate war or violence of any kind

But if that’s how it must go…(͡•_ ͡• )

As if Trump’s the one running the show. He’s more of a mascot of the US empire than anything. Takes all the punches while the secret government of oligarchs remains invisible