The world has gone mad

It’s all systems of control, money being the most effective one

But to be fair. Regular exercise and hydration can help with mild symptoms of depression. Clinical depression makes it difficult to even attempt these things, which is why we all should have access to effective mental healthcare

Fun fact guys can and should do kegels also. It makes orgasms more intense and more controllable

Magnets usually

Costco is the only hot dog currently on the market with the correct meat-to-bread ratio, I am prepared to fight to the death

Not if I get to it first

Dunno about shampoo I literally use dawn soap in the shower. But fragrances are ABSOLUTELY worth the extra money. I’d rather smell like nothing if I’m not wearing Creed or Le Labo… it’s like a real, actual difference; stop buying your shit from Sephora and invest in a special occasion smell

It wasn’t Chic-fil-a it was Chik-fil-A I am From Atlanta

These days “Israel says” is shorthand for “the next lie is”