Yay well done God. Great job you did there. Keep it up, you’re doing so well.

As a doctor, I can assure you there is never any buildup of eyelashes behind your eyeball. The spiders eat them all.

There’s no contradiction here. The US military exists to preserve and extend capitalism. Taking care of veterans would be socialist. Being abandoned by the state, as soon as you no longer serve a purpose for generating profit, is the best way to say thank you. It shows that everything you fought for is successful and working better than ever!