Under Christianity idols are also forbidden. Something about idols being perversions rather than holy. It’s just one of those things out of many Christians seems to ignore…

I wouid like to buy a house and absorb a dragon soul. The married part… I’m not feeling it.

Well, if I’m going to be very honest, I’d prefer a dragon friend rather than absorbing the soul of one.

Sounds… Like this guy became a Rune Factory protagonist?

That needs waaayyy more rashers and at least one more egg.

Quick, check if you’ve anything left in your bomb bag!

Um… I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but as of late there has been rising concerns about any involuntary, unprompted data gathering. Not just from China, but America and Russia too.

And considering how these data gathering elements have pretty strong connections to the government where their servers are located, it’s not out of place to simply refer to the country.

“I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t 1”

• Some rapper. Dunno who, I don’t really listen to rap.

Unfortunately I DO know this image…

But you’re not using it to cure cancer. You’re using it to make this stupid comic.

Please for the love of all the gods do not give studio execs this idea or they’ll be scrabbling for a remake.

Yeah, but it brings you past this commercial zone where a number of chains and franchises pay Google a lot of advertising money.

Where’s Spongebob caveman?

Are you kidding? They’re not sweating a single droplet or losing a single second of sleep over their decision.

Then the Netherlands be like…

Don’t Look Up made so angry when watching it, because all of it was true. Everything the movie shows is true. I couldn’t even laugh at the jokes.

Villany exists in the world, and it’s often boring. Typically the kind of shit Amazon pulls off. Just people in boardrooms deciding things.

And then there’s shit like this. It’s literally cartoon villany. Something a Hanna-Barbara villain would muse about.

Remember when we used to hang or behead powerful people we didn’t like? Yeah, that wasn’t just one time in France either.

Oh yes. War crimes. Let’s stoop down to the same level as those bastards. Brilliant idea.

What’s next? Nuking civilian populations?

Thank you.