She got $20,000 if I’m not mistaken. In '80s money.

Also it was originally meant to kill her husband. They changed it for the show.

That’s not what you did. If that’s what you were trying you may want to give it another pass.

You’re not exactly putting the KenTacoHut in good company there.

That flag doesn’t exist anymore.

A lot of jobs are requiring it’s use with the threat of being fired if they don’t.

Life, uh… finds a way.

based on the measurements of some royalty

Your royalty, specifically.

Given the original meaning of football is a ball game played on foot rather than on horseback, yes, they are all football.

Soccer was coined by the British, btw. It’s your fault we call it that.

It’s interesting that when you see them laid out like this you can more easily see the reasons people could have come to remember this way.

For instance, conflating Jif and Skippy as essentially the same product, or getting an association of missing letters from the “eat mor chik’n” cows ad campaign.

Given recent precedent, targeting world leaders to effect regime change seems to be fair game. If someone were to, say, take out the president, vp, and all the cabinet members… Well, there’s not much we could say about it except thank you.