Imagine if you could load bags of fent into catapults during medieval sieges.

Death row last meal

The problem is pure selfishness. Can’t allow a single car to get ahead or your day is ruined. They seem to think their being earlier is a confirmed reservation and rightfully their spot.

Then there’s those absolute fuckheads who drive in the middle of the road blocking both lanes.

Fitgirls@fedinsfw.app for the win

Ms Swan references. Love’em

Fuck! I’ve been sacrificing kids to the wrong pit. Though, it would explain all the cats following me when I go out

I saw a guy with an anime catgirl in skimpy lingerie tattooed on his leg. Trashy to the extreme

That bulge in the front…

I feel how that ‘duck’ looks

You might wanna start blocking people here.

Fredrick’s of Hollywood, baby. I hoarded those

So, if a guy tells his daughter’s boyfriend he’s a lucky man that means he wants to bang his daughter?

I mean,she knows how to work a shaft. Pegging is definitely an option

Explaining loss humor is impossible