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4·5 days agoYou can also slice the sausage halfway down the middle for more sauce area.
Yeah like the influx of gold and silver from the Americas shook the European economy in the 17th century:
So that’s how they create a spherical cow
A Friend of my spouse was in hospital and awaiting surgery (a stint or bypass it something) he was very bored and decided to rub one out on the toilet.
He was still connected to the heart monitor, though, so whilst he was at it the nurse came to the door and ask him if everything was ok. This ruined his immersion and thus could not finish so then he was bored and slightly blue balled
The last pope: hold my Zucchetto:
(It’s AI generated, but one of the finest AI memes out there)
Greens response could’ve meant (s)he had a busy day at work and was glad to put their feet up. The bluntness met have been unintended.
Grey then exploded and made it a problem, showing that green actually dodged a bullet.
It’s all in the duxelles
As a pedant that’s the vulva, the vagina is on the interior.
Also they are both ham sandwiches
That would be something. Rockstar of old would probably put in a scathing parody of the grifter in chief.
Somehow I don’t think they have that kind of balls, though.