Damn kids been perusing the goddang apple pie again
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Fuck AI@lemmy.world•AI researchers are taking up smoking because they expect AI to cure cancer, "as a way of signaling to other researchers how much they believe in AI", Palantir CTO tells CBS News' "Face the Nation"English
4·3 days agoNo they are doing it because their brain goes well on nicotine.
Source: a smoker
I hear he can do whatever he wants
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If You Do 40 In A 60 Zone Then Goodbye BradleyEnglish
23·4 days agoThank fuck the confrontational word was censored.
This is what tradwives dream of.
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World News@lemmy.world•Mamdani releases plan to combat antisemitism and hate crimes in New York CityEnglish
54·16 days agoAnd remember, the Palestinians are a semitic people, too, so it’s Israel doing the anti semitism here.
It was fun having books in school that were re-circulated to other classes. This way your original art got spread to a very select audience.
It was shitposting on a really small scale and I’m nostalgic for it.
Just have it drawn by the Hannah Barbara animation team, they know where a collar goes
Or have, what freud called an ‘aha Erlebnis’
Now where are the two girls
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If you do a ten second cold shower at the end, the last moment of agony is shortened. Because the diver reflex kicks in all the heat gets locked into your center mass and you don’t feel the cold anymore. I love it now.
Plus it apparently healthy.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Killing time in the doctor's waiting roomEnglish
12·1 month agoApparently Salvador Dali was a practitioner:
According to Roger Peyrefitte, Dali’s invariably well-informed housekeeper, …
Things of this kind aroused Dali’s admiration. He compared the vagina to a cauliflower and commented that it was Nature’s ruse to ensure reproduction, but that the true organ of love was the anus. In the vagina one might poke about without really knowing what one was up to, but in the arsehole there was no room for any such uncertainty.
Dali made these observations in a conversation recorded for French television (though of course it was never broadcast), and declared roundly: “The most important thing in the world is the arsehole.” For Dali, the body no longer had any secrets. He had devised a special procedure (which interested Roger Peyrefitte greatly) to ensure that a woman on all fours would present her anus to greatest advantage: he would place a spirit level on her back, and when the air bubble was precisely in the middle, he claimed, her anus would flower in its full glory.
On occasions, he would ask female visitors to sit on a bed of moist clay with their buttocks parted, in order to take an impression of their orifices. He would subsequently frame the impressions, adding the names of the ladies in question. Supposedly -and this again demonstrates Dali’s tirelessly investigative cast of mind - the anus has thirty-five or thirty-seven little creases which are as unique as fingerprints.
He regretted that he could not account for the variation in number, but noted that it had nothing to do with social class, and that thirty-fives were as likely to be found among the aristocracy as among the working classes. Only the backsides of identical twins had exactly the same pattern and number of creases. He conducted experiments to substantiate his claim, and made the impressions of twins’ behinds into candelabra.
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World News@lemmy.world•Almost half of world’s farmers poisoned by pesticides every year, experts findEnglish
1·1 month agoYet they will fight tooth and nail to keep using the poison that kills them, with the vigor of a chain smoker
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World News@lemmy.world•Israel plans development of space weapons capable of striking targets on EarthEnglish
1·2 months agoThats interesting didn’t know that
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World News@lemmy.world•Israel plans development of space weapons capable of striking targets on EarthEnglish
2·2 months agoI know they are banking on that, but strategically it’s not the soundest investment.
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World News@lemmy.world•Israel plans development of space weapons capable of striking targets on EarthEnglish
1·2 months agoSo… How are they going to launch them?
Reads a bit like the obsession a certain dictator had with wunderwaffe.


The Hitler salute wasn’t clear enough a message?