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Passkeys give me anxiety because it’s like “Hope you can go the rest of your life without a phone or USB drive getting lost or stolen LMAO”

Chatgpt make me a graph comparing your superiority to our competitors!

I thought it was a fucking lighter for a second and I was like what in the goddamn

Is that an Ariral or a Gardevoir

Pick up a pair of these.

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Just Yoink it. I have a silicone pair.

I don’t know why but this reads with the cadence of Farnsworth from Futurama to me.

Problem is that people are incredibly good at generating pointless and extraordinarily lengthy conversations slash arguments about bullshit that doesn’t matter.

How the hell do you think they train the robots to do it?

I did not understand being interested in that Grote ass mother fucker

Also I really hated those nofap weirdos that would show up esp in November on reddit and elsewhere.

Like hey man I don’t care that you’ve decided to refrain from blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai for the month you can shut up now.

I wonder what the best place to VPN to is now.

I mean I’ve been in the back of a McDonald’s before. I can see a little bit of sleight of hand getting a few extra nuggets in a box here or there but I’m having a harder time visualizing how the fuck you would manage to pull your pants down and stick your willy in it. Additionally you would have milkshake all over your cock and it probably wouldn’t be very pleasant. I really just struggle to envision how the fuck you would get away with doing that even one time given how much of a slave drive working at McDonald’s is.

Meanwhile I’m suspicious of Christians

I have a tragically nuanced opinion that the technology is neat it’s just being used by evil men for evil things. A small locally hosted llm trained with legally obtained data would be all right.

Don’t get me wrong sew Aultman into a canvas sack full of rats.

I’d rather donate a chunk of change all on my own then let the corporations cash in on it.

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I ignore RT.

I hate how people treat it as the ultimate authority.

The organization is so thoroughly corrupt that I have no interest in it. Especially because I don’t like football/soccer that much to begin with

The technology is actually kind of great it’s just that evil people are using it to do evil things it feels like.

My ultimate answer is that I feel internally conflicted and don’t know what to think anymore.

I don’t like when oppressive governments are bad to women. But I’m not super worldly so…

I will admit to making a mistake about not knowing how keyboards work internationally however I will throw you into a fucking volcano for implying that I’m a conservative.