This meme is pretty wildly accurate to my last pay negotiation. (Tried nicely for 1 year, ultimately had to quit for them to take me seriously, don’t recommend doing this if you aren’t ready and prepared financially.)

I had the 8 hour day package +1% bonus raise 9 hour 1.1% Until emails stop 2%

They opted for the cheapest. People are still confused months later why i stop responding at 3:01 PM.

The middle option needs to be highlighted with a “most popular” text above it.

You joke, but you’re just describing contractors

• 48k
• 96k
• 192k

For those wondering

“emails per week: unlimited”

Just forward every employees email to him, he’ll handle them all

I can’t find the artist looking on my phone, if someone knows, please share.

Edit: fixed with the help from @Darkna4231@piefed.blahaj.zone and @wander1236@sh.itjust.works

These people look very tired.