I give my kids a spoonful of Vaseline everyday to keep them greased up.

My parents smoked Reds indoors their entire life. I essentially smelled like an ashtray throughout childhood until I moved out for college. Even experienced respiratory issues throughout high school sports. Used to have to borrow my grandma’s portable O2 tank to use for practice breaks. I feel this, and I hate it.

It has electrolytes

Man, he’s a crackhead idk why people listen to him. No different then the ramblings heard from the homeless man taking a shit front of the 711.

Please, the male kids crave Lucky Strikes. Filtered cigarettes are for girls. /s

Man, I shouldn’t be laughing this much at this. Wtf