Where is the flatscreen?
Dude, it’s furnished, clean, paid for, it’s near the freaking castle!!! Like two screens away, I’ll take it mo’fucka! All wooden furniture, that bed always looked cozy af ngl. Is that a fountain back there!!! Ohhhhhoooo boiiii!!! Get me a real estate agent!!!
The Feng Shui is strong, with this one.
Dude got 3 pots. What’s your problem?
Daggerfall had some of the most questionable apartment designs out there - it felt like some cruel joke of wicked gods.
Look at this guy! Living like a king with 3 piss jugs!
Look at this guy, doesn’t know how to use the 3 jugs
Keeping them right by the bed is certainly a choice.
he parties hard but he is responsible.
Most people just had it under the bed in real life easily accessible.
Why is living simply and within your needs viewed negatively?
Meanwhile, having $1000 worth of throw pillows that are purely decorative, is some sort of achievement?
FWIW I live alone in a 2bed/1bath condo that’s 1100 sq ft, and people tell me my place is ‘too small’ and I need a 3+bed/2+bath place that’s like 1500sqft. Baffles me. and by people I mean, mostly women. Most men think my place is plenty spacious and great.
The house I grew up in was 1200 sq ft with 5 people. Blows my mind that the apartment I own is basically the same size as a house, but apparently unless I live in a McMansion sized space, I ‘have issues’.
The definition of financial happiness is the difference between how much you make and how much you spend.
While some poor jerk is spending the next 30 years paying 30% of their income on a mortgage, you’ve got everything you need at a 10th the cost and can afford to weather whatever comes at you.
I’m a jerk paying 40% of my income to a mortgage :)
Just cut em off with “not interesting” middle sentence :)
I wonder how much of the gender divide just comes from social conditioning. Most women I know have been told from a young age to plan to grow their family and add people to a household, but most of the guys are expected to just exist until it’s time and to then find a house big enough for (???) people. That being said, I think 2-Bed/2-Bath is the sweet spot for most people.
Maybe that’s a cultural thing. I came from a cult where everything was centered around making new cult members, either through recruitment or reproduction. We even were taught to fuck and time our kids’ birth such that they would be the oldest in their grade school class. There’s social bullshit what goes along with being the oldest in class, better opportunities. The reasoning wasn’t for the kids, it was for the cult. Fucking cults. That usually means Fall birthdays, so Winter conception.
most single people, or most couples? i’d agree with the latter.
fwiw most women I meet who say this are anti-kid. but they still want large homes. I don’t get it, but we’re not compatible anyway. I’d rather have a kid and live in a small place… sinking all my money into a large childless home is just weird to me.
2b/2b (or 1.5 bathrooms) hits a sweet spot because it can give you/a spouse a private bedroom and bathroom, a separate bathroom for guests or a child/spouse to use, and a second room that can be a bedroom, guestroom, office or hobby room. It’s also a layout that can work well at 900-1100 sqft, especially if it’s not a ranch layout with a hallway eating usable space.
yeah i could use a second bathroom sometimes, but it’s not that big of a deal. i do have a hallway that i suppose cuts into my space, but it’s basically the playroom for the pets.
I dunno, it seems in my demographic people expect 1500-2000 sq ft for two people, or 2500+ for a family. I’ve also been in other people’s 1/2beds that are quite nice and spacious and listened to them complain about how awful and small they were.
i am considering buying a house, but really for the yard, not so much more housing space, and also to just move to a cheaper and more vibrant place.
Rooms I have in my house that I need/want
- master bedroom
- master bath
- bedroom for kid
- guest bedroom
- secondary/guest bathroom.
- room for my office
- room for wife’s office
- some room for laundry (garage would suffice)
- living room
- dining room
- kitchen
- storage/craft/gym/tools
But maybe I’m just later on in my housing journey cause I used to be able to survive in a tiny area but now I have a wife and a kid. I don’t know if I could go to a tiny apartment without something really tragic happening in my life
No bathrooms beyond the one in the master suite? You do you…
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So, Link lived with his relative in ALttP, right? So where’s the second bed?
No phones, no TV, just people living their best life.
Where do you think we got the idea from?
Happy Cake Day I guess, I didn’t know Lemmy had this feature.
Me either and thank you!
I hate it when loch?
It’s dangerous to go alone. Here, take this. ⚔️
Say what you will but at least he keeps his lamp in an unlocked chest in case it’s dark outside or under a castle.
This is a memes community, so it’s okay. But if it were appropriate to talk seriously about it, there is volumes and layers of crap in many heads that produces only misery
leaving without taking your lamp is a no-no
