I have the distinct feeling this is more like SCP-049, who views aging as a disease and wishes to cure everyone from dying… by killing and resurrecting them as zombies.

Cured from life

She only works in Spartanburg, SC. She doesn’t travel. 😔

I tried this, but got impatient and just ate the whole couch after a few days.

Hmm… it might be a bad sign that after reading I had to squint at the picture and try to justify feeling that she was now more attractive than she had been at first.

This keeps getting reposted… Why? 🤮