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Think of all the money you’ll save by not having to buy condoms.
But where do you put your dignity?
Rear pocket. The one in the middle.
This is some Napoleon Dynamite shit
I’ll see that and raise you.
This makes it so fast to accees my ID when cops pull me over
See this little pocket? It’s for your paycheck
Now show that same nerd getting mugged and struggle crying to get it off his belt
Tell me you’re not going to get laid without telling me you’re not going to get laid.
The only way you’re getting laid using this is because you’re in a full techwear outfit at an industrial rave politely buying the cybergoth a vodka monster.
