Damn, poor landlord will have to spend a little bit more of my fucking money to fix it.
Yeah. When they complain I always want to ask them “Really? What did you do with the last $2,000 I gave you?” like a disappointed father.
Well, if you think that’s bad you should get a job
So, we get rent discounts for going on vacation then right?
I turn on the light maybe 20 minutes a day for eating and maybe finding something. Do I get a discount because I like to live in the dark?
As a fellow creature of the night, I keep my windows and blinds closed at all times, that’s cutting down on both UV and other weather damage.
Check please.
You can live in the home you pay rent for, but only during certain hours.
Says the man who fixes every problem with white paint.
Just rent by the hour like in brothel L-MAO 土改 now
If I’m paying rent, I’ll be in the unit as often as I damn well please. Simple as.
Isn’t a light switch 99¢ or less especially if you buy a pack of 10 ? This does not justify a $200/month increase if you WFH like I saw in an ad. I wasn’t sure it was a joke or not
Just to check, this isn’t someone pretending to be a poor landlord complaining about themselves being at home all day?
I spend every moment in can in my Basement. I paid for it, im gonna use it!
Lol
Let me play a dirge using the worlds smallest violin
Won’t someone think of the landlords? They’re the real heroes who run society, without them no one would have a place to live! /s
Is this legally enforceable? Or can we just lie?
No, they can see with the in wall camera they installed.
