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Gonzako@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Art of the deal

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Art of the deal

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Gonzako@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • KuroiKaze@lemmy.world
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    I do the deal then immediately rob him with my new gun, by this action he will realize I’m American and we’ll pivot to doing dance videos on tiktok

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    The fool, once you have the AK you just rob them at gunpoint for the iPhone

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    Yes. That Somali AK is undoubtedly full auto and the gobermint won’t let me buy one commercially because apparently we live in soviet russia… which is where AKs come from.

    Don’t hassle me about this.

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      Somali Gobermint is refreshing AF

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    That’s a samsung

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    Depending on where you are at, might be the safest choice. Bring an extra and make nuco the deal includes the bullets.

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      The way I see it is youre not getting past the airport with an AK. So an iphone for renting an AK isnt a good deal

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        An iPhone for your life is a good deal in my book. Ah sucks I’m feeling generous today, why not both.

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