• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I’ve… done things you people wouldn’t believe…

    Erections dribbling precum on the shoulder of the New Jersey Turnpike.

    I watched semen glitter in the dark in the LHC.

    All those… moments… will be lost in time, like jizz on the floor of a Kwik Trip bathroom.

    Time… to nut.