“Timothy where on earth did you go, god why don’t I know…

Knowing my luck, I’d trip on the stairs and shit myself before my ass cheeks reach the seat.

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“I was gonna ride the bus, but then I got high… the wheels on the bus were gonna go round and round, but then I got high…”

Someone get JD Vance some Gatorade.

You could say you took your immortality into your own hands.

Imagine all that money they would have saved by NOT implementing AI.

Everything reminds me of her.