You’ll have to call my chickens but I’m not sure they’ll be too bothered. I’m unfortunately still employed but I’m on the career path that starts in tech and ends in goose farming.

Maybe if you got me fired I could collect enough severence and unemployment that I could afford to feed my chickens (and maybe my kids too) until I expire.

You might want to throw a “/s” on there. I have a hard time picking up sarcasm from text but I see lots of commenters on this platform who somehow do worse than me with it.