“Cordless” isn’t much of a word anymore because everything runs on batteries. Battery tech itself has come a long way.

This is being done today. Ever notice how Youtubers/streamers are always waving their hands across the screen like they’re doing ninja chops or something.

The decades long War on Terror™ was reckless carnage on that whole region. The show 24 was war time propaganda.

Those brown people are scary. They’re hiding bombs everywhere. One could go off an any moment. You never know. So anyways that’s why we need to bomb them indiscriminately, and randomly kidnap them to torture sites.

I’ve been seeing people in real life clearing out their old tech in the past few years. (I’m not declaring it’s a trend). I wonder if they’re going to regret it in this era of tech scarcity. We’ve gone from a period of throwaway devices to a shortage real quick.

Put a laugh track. It would be a hit sketch comedy pre-2010s.

I remember the internet warning that Republicans would lead to the state of affairs today.

There’s nothing the internet loves more than a big spectacle. You’re all proving his point.