All wrong answers.

This is a top bunk bed that is two beds stacked on top of each other held in place with metal pegs. This prevents unauthorized users from taking the beds and placing them side-by-side.

Narrator: But it didn’t…

Please do not besmirch Metallica by association with this dipshit.

Easy solution:

Gilmore Girls was a reality show in that universe.

Tony Soprano was a famous gangster after he got whacked.

It’s all retcons, all the way down.

You’re not wrong

It can - it’s more like already being horny and wanting to give orgasms to someone.

I knew a guy that did this with his gf regularly. They’d take a full day off, phones off, he’d pop a viagra and they’d both do a molly.

For a while I lived in apartment building where no one had AC units so we all just had our windows open every night. My partner and I woke up at like 3am on a week day to what sounded like someone being murdered. Things being thrown around and this moaning whimpering that sounded not OK. Apartment across the courtyard on the same floor as us best as we could figure.

Then all of the sudden it changed tempo to slap-slap-slap of hips on ass and a guy calling someone a stupid fucking slut and running through every derogatory thing he could manage. Slapping her (I assume her ass, might have been her face) hard - it really sounded like borderline injury slap. Still not sure at this point if we’re hearing an actual assault or what. Then, fortunately, within a few minutes, she was screaming yes yes yes and responding to him calling her a slut. Which of course, made us feel relieved that it seemed consensual. We looked at each other and did a little “awwww…that’s so nice for her!” Once they finished up we applauded, which they deserved.

They spend all their money on guns, ammo, and red maga hats - what did you expect in Biden’s Economy? /s about the last part

Is the “shit” part of this post the image quality?

You took a picture of a meme?