“Let’s enjoy destroying the retirement funds of untold number of people, forcing them into homelessness, starvation, continual indentured servitude, and an early grave. Hahaha, oh we will have such a grand time. Somebody refill my glass of orphan tears! I don’t want to be parched when the elderly blood sports start.”

– Elon Musk, maybe

Reminds me of that woman in Germany who jumped into the polar bear enclosure at the Berlin zoo to swim with the bears.

Incase anybody else was looking for the actual article:

https://www.livescience.com/planet-earth/giant-phallus-shaped-iceberg-floating-in-conception-bay-surprises-residents-of-dildo-canada