I’m married and have a house, but I’m pretty sure my wife has the dragon soul.

Yup! Although the deer don’t get ignored for too long, a real one will be along soon enough to throw themselves across your hood.

In Oklahoma, people put deer statues by the highway for this effect.

Yeah. Experience is that thing that lets you recognize a mistake when you’re about to make it again.

“Why, Gary, Why‽” -pedo protector