Flat Earther: Complicated explanation on why it’s flat
Me: Your argument is flawed. Look the earth is flat but your argument is missing the important part.
Flat Earther: (leans in with excitement)
Me: The oceans, all of them, none of them are carbonated… all flat!
I did a “final” interview, thought I nailed it. The following Monday they reposted the job. Wednesday I met with who would be my boss. Friday was had a job offer. I work here now.
I asked recruiting. He said the ATS reposts job postings that aren’t filled every three weeks and apologized for the anxiety I experienced.
Fiber is my jam!
They are oddly satisfying. Like bin of pebbles at souvenir shops.
I’ve never been in the blotter, if this got me in the blotter I would absolutely print the article and frame it for all to see!
Oh, god, not dog. My bad.
In that case I’d pee on it to mark my territory.
I’d pee on it to mark my territory
Had you said something earlier… Dammit!
Fair point, my mistake. 🤣
The driver of this vehicle pours out his whole pocket of pennies on the table at Dennie’s, licks them one at a time and turns them face up.
For those with wrist and forearm pain they may vertical mice. My wife and I converted to them and they eliminated my pain completely.
Make* not may, oops
Lol thank you!
How did she get what? I need to know!
Satanic picnic maybe.
I’m told the amount of dry spaghetti that fits through this hole is one portion.
I’ve never tried, first my wife and I had kids that ate like they’ve never been fed before. And now that we’re empty nesters we do meal prep so I still cook the whole batch.
Doing the lord’s work 🤣🤣🤣
At work it’s common to say “peanut butter over…” Meaning someone is spread over lots of tasks in a chain instead of just doing one task. Next time someone says it I’m sending them this.
Same! It’ll be like Sharknado meets Watchmen by Liefield lol
Angry, and with no lube.