One of my long gone cats would legit chase the robbers out while trying to eat them. She was half wildcat, I think bobcat, and weighed 75-80 pounds when full grown. She successfully hunted a few deer.
What?? Forget bobcat, they only get to 40 pounds. Yours was a panther. Is this a shitpost??
Nah, not a shit post. I don’t think we had panthers in the Midwest. Like I said, I have no clue what she was, but she loved me and was very protective. Had a mottled grey, brown, white fur pattern, and huge ears.
Did you ever feel in danger? My nine pounder plays hard sometimes.
I didn’t. Others certainly did though. She was quite gentle with me, she never really got along with anyone else.
Dump a bucket of catnip on the burglar.
Dogs also do that for the vacuum, packages, people walking by, birds, squirrels, other dogs, cats…
Meanwhile my cats are all like “OMG someone new to pet me!!! We’re going to be best friends! Have you seen my butt yet?”


