

damn, you’re right
immediately folded and apologised on the first message

I don’t know why it needed to “think” about that for three seconds
You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.


damn, you’re right
immediately folded and apologised on the first message

I don’t know why it needed to “think” about that for three seconds


there’s no wrong answer
don’t overthink it
you’d still be doing a good thing
no need to spin up lpsolve or octave on a saturday
The “on average”-qualifier in there working like a lifeboat on a plane falling from the sky over the Sahara
Also
Does this man actually know what “gay” means?

Life hack: use more than one, at the same time, arbitrarily, whenever you feel like it, unprescribed
please don’t actually do that


my phone says it’s the 19th
even if you’re on baker island, it’s a bit late to announce this
well done OP
perfect shitpost
making me look up timezones
happened to me the first time I ate a whole bag of “definitely only CBD in here wink wink” gummies
Coal Towtruck Alien


Is this post about cum, period blood or espresso
I’m too high to figure it out
Do not fuck nazis
They can do it themselves
is that when bacteria researchers play Bob Marley tracks in the lab